Seth Duncan IS God [PO0P]

LordStarfire &gt; sorry but i don't believe your seth ducon is a god but a freaking jerk<br><br>If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. --jack handy <br><br>***I met a man in reno name of chris, and seth made him have my babies...... seth be with you***<br><br><br>Seth Duncan does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Seth Duncan.<br><br>Seth Duncan can slam a revolving door.<br><br>Seth Duncan has counted to infinity. Twice.<br><br>Seth Duncan can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.<br><br>Seth Duncan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.<br><br>Seth Duncan doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. <br><br>Seth Duncan only masturbates to pictures of Seth Duncan<br><br>Seth Duncan lost his virginity before his dad did. <br><br>Seth Duncan does not sleep. He waits. <br><br>There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Seth Duncan.<br><br>Lord Drack &gt; Seth Duncan covers his Slip-n-Slide with gravel?