Shatner's Toupee [SHTNR]

u"We insert the Love of Spock- into you!<br><br>Did we make a difference?<br><br>Here at Shatner's Toupee, Inc., we worship the holy essences of the most benevolent ShatnerBeing! We are transfixed by his magnificent TOUPEE and girth! You will learn secrets that will change your life!\xa0\xa0 <br><br>Seductive philosophy huh?!"