Project EVE [P-EVE]

<br>Is EVE making you drowsy? Are you having trouble concentrating on even killing a dratted rat? Have you not blown up a PC in ages? Have you resorted to concocting long and monotonous trade routes just to make some ISK?<br><br>If so, consider taking P-EVE! <br><br>Users are known to feel the effects of P-EVE within the first few hours. Side-effects are similar to sugar pill and may include PvPing, ratting, mining, industry, friendships, and operation in 0.0 space.<br><br>Warning, P-EVE may cause the following: anxiety, insomnia, loss of sanity, reduced work hours, and head bunnies.<br><br>So ask your recruiter now and see if P-EVE is right for you!