MASHER INC [MASHE]

u'Hi there,<br>Welcome to our description.<br><br>Here are our aims:<br><br><br>* Saving the most amount of canistered people ever.<br><br>* To take corp members hobbies more serious in future such as shuttle spotting and stargazing. recent bullying has led to a few tragic losses...<br><br>* To lower the suicide rate of our members tenfold, this has become a recent problem as we cant replace them quick enough anymore.<br><br>* To install more toilet faccilaties due to recent combat events<br><br>* (leave this bulletpoint blank)<br><br>* To help concord enforce the seatbelt rule. Always remember, after warping the vehicle will stop but you wont, so buckle up!<br><br>What us Mashers do:<br><br>We\'re a bunch of Ninja Miners, and when we say Ninja Miners we meen Miner Ninja\'s, we ninja with a mining twist. Ninja Mining is what us Ninja Miners do.<br>we also like the new planetary interaction.<br>Anyone who would like to help us achieve these aims will be forced to join us, and we will welcome you with open arms.<br>After all, whats there to lose... other than ships, clones/implants, equipment, skills, pride, dignity, money, patience, sleep, humanity, life, and that cuddly furry thing you dont know what it is, but you dont wanna get rid of as it makes funny sounds eg. "brrrghdler"<br><br>A capsuleer once described a Masher, "The beast would attack a hapless vessel, wrap its arms around the hull and slowly capsize it. Those unfortunate souls who couldn\'t escape would be eaten by the monster"<br><br>\u2554\u2557\u2554\u2557\u2557\u2554\u2554\u2557\u2554=\u2551\u2551<br>\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551 \u2560\u2563<br>\u2551\u255a\u255d\u2551\u255a\u255d\u2551\u2551\u255a=\u2551\u2551 . \u2557<br>\u2554\u2557\u2554\u2557\u2554\u2557\u2554\u2557\u2551\u2551\u2554=\u2554\u2557 \u2554\u2557<br>\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2551\u2560\u2563\u255a\u2557\u2560\u2563\u2560=\u2560\u2563 \u255a\u2557<br>\u2551\u255a\u255d\u2551\u2551\u2551\u255a\u255d\u2551\u2551\u255a=\u2551\u255a \u255a\u255d'