St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast [SAPB]

Yes indeed<br>Here we are<br><br>At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast<br>Where I stole the margarine<br>And wheedled on the Bingo cards<br>In lieu of the latrine<br><br>I saw a handsome parish lady<br>Make her entrance like a queen<br>While she was totally in chenille<br>And her old man was a Marine<br><br>As she abused the sausage pattie<br>And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?"<br>At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast<br>Where I stole the margarine