Spatial Exploration University [S.E.U]

u'Cher aventurier,<br><br>Bienvenue sur cette page qui sera sans doute la derni\xe8re de ton long p\xe9riple vers la connerie, tu es perdu? tu as plus de copine, et ton chien est mort hier. Alors tu sais o\xf9 trouver l\'absolution! Signe d\xe8s aujourd\'hui ton contrat d\'engagement op\xe9rationnel chez la Spatial Exploration University et meurs au front et perdu au find fond de l\'espace pour une bande de lunatique compl\xe8tement barge. Une raison de mourir nous t\'en donnons une et nous te donnerons m\xeame le vaisseau qui va avec.<br><br>Nous traitons dans : le Mining, L\'exploration (surtout), le Mission Running, L\'exploration (encore), la traite d\'esclaves, la Production en masse et le traffic d\'arme en tout genre pour les petits enfants Minmataar!<br><br>For our Brits pals:<br><br>*As you enter the Hall of the Spatial Exploration University 3 buttons turn from red to green on the desk in front of you, a Holo-Screen appears and an female face welcome you to the facility* <br><br>Welcome to the S.E.U, you are the dear guest of Elephantun, Warvik JinMei and Tai Demantis. Please make yourself comfortable before they greet you them-selves personnaly... Fly Safe<br><br>*You now can see the lights going on and the woman disappear on the Screen. You sit on the sofa next to the desk and ask for a Quafe at the Maid-Bot*<br><br>"I\'M GOING TO SUE YOU! you can hear next door<br>-WHAT ?! HEY I\'M THE ONE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY! YOU LEFT ME ALONE DOWN THERE AND I WAS BLOWN UP BY THESE FILTHY PIRATES! shouted a second voice.<br>-FUCK YOU ALL AND STOP COMPLAINING, I COME IN TO SAVE A DEAD MAN AND I LOST MY SHIP! FUCK YOU! BOTH OF YOU!!! said a third voice.<br><br>*The door behind the desk opens and 3 men fall next to you*<br><br>Oh... Hey seems like we have visitor, said Elephantun<br>-Get lost i\'ll take care of him replied Tai Demantis.<br><br>*As Elephantun and Tai Demantis start fighting Warvik greets you to the HeadQuarters*<br><br>"Hello lad, welcome to S.E.U, a French University. We don\'t have so many goals out there but we look forward getting big, we mine, manufacture, escort and stuff like that, Now if you excuse me... I\'m going to kick some ass.<br><br>Au revoir et \xe0 Bient\xf4t!"<br><br>*You leave the University with a brochure and you can hear fight sounds behind you*.'