The Western Alliance [-WEA-]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">The Western Alliance</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> is a corporation full of </font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">drug addicts, alcoholics, and panty sniffers</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">. Most of us have over 60 mill sp and struggle trying to complete </font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">lvl 1 transport missions</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">.. if you are </font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">over 19</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">, don't mind the odd pile of </font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00">puke in the hangar</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> then you are more than welcome to come </font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">ruin your life with us</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">... We have tons of illecit recreational substances, and a </font><font size="18" color="#ffff00ff">community of slightly used prostitutes</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> that are </font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">willing to share</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> you with the rest of the corp... For a small fee the corporation will provide a wide varity of </font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">medications and topical ointments</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> for those "</font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">Red Bumps</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">" that pop up from time to time. Our corp office is always cold, smells like mildew, has </font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">no running water</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">, and a toilet that's </font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00">way past cleaning </font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">(Don't use the toilet)</font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00">.</font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00"> Did I mention the prostitutes?... Anyway </font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00">Come on in, buy us a beer, snort back a big ass gainer pile, listen to the dude with no teeth talk about the "Old days" and wish you never met us. </font><font size="18" color="#ff7f7f00">.</font>