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No its a star!<br><br>A miner, who'd broken the bank<br>On his hulk - but neglected his tank<br>minus tens, warped to zero<br>and combusted our hero<br>And so taught him the way of the gank<br><br>Raged our miner in local "You sod!<br>That's evil, a crime before God!<br>You can't pvp,<br>So instead you kill me!"<br>Quoth our Pirate, "10 mil, or your pod.."<br><br>Then Concord arrived, much delayed<br>To punish those pilots who'd strayed.<br>Our piratical crew<br>Knew their ships' days were though<br>And the miner was now less dismayed<br><br>Said the miner, "See, justice is brisk,<br>When you hamper rewards without risk"<br>But the pirates just laughed<br>In their egg-shaped space raft<br>"With insurance, we even made isk!"<br><br>Said the miner, "I can't hurt a fly<br>I just wish you'd get cancer and die (in game)<br>I have rights to your kills,<br>But it'd just give you thrills,<br>If I ventured to lowsec to try"<br><br>And so, if you're mining-inclined,<br>learn your lesson, and just stay aligned<br>Or return to the elves<br>And roleplay your true selves<br>A carebear, and rightly maligned.