Oberon Incorporated [OI]

Alliance: Post Nord

CEO: …

Founded: May 8, 2003

Members: 48

Tax: 1%

<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="14" color="#ffffff00"><b><i>A corp full of retired bitter EVE vets who may or may not log on at some point just to see what's new to complain about.<br>Wandering the universe. Shooting it in the face. Then celebrating with Kraft dinner.</b></i><br><br><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Join Channel "Oberon &amp; Friends" if you want to say hello. No you won't be recruited.<br><br>What we used to require but don't anymore cause we don't want you.<br>* Minimum SP limit (something above 0 would be nice)<br>* Some experiance with pvp. Losing a 17 billion isk fit Tengu in Jita to Gankers does NOT count.<br>* Must have a mic and must use it on TS and mumble. We want to hear your voice. (But not from the bathroom)<br>* Mature Players that are looking for good fights. Other then the ones with your significant other.<br>* Exceptions for Skill Points requirements rare but not impossible<br>* References preferred. Yes your mother does count.<br><br>What we have to offer<br><br>-NOTHING!.<br>-Well okay lots of bitching and sarcasm if you want to be on the receiving end.<br>-But you can't add any of your own bitching. We have 10 years worth of stockpile we're trying to use<br><br>What you WON'T get. <br><br>* Reimbursement program for T1 and T2 ships<br>* Capital Reimbursements (Conditions apply and Skills must match corp/alliance requirements and be approved before hand)<br>* 23/7 PVE ops, small and large scale encounters with some of the best FC's in game. They'll be the ones shooting at you.<br>* The Chance to be part of a community that is like one big family. Disfunctional of course.<br>* Witty Sarcasm and Insults from a CEO considered one of the best. But only the insults. Anything else is a lie.<br>* And most important Kraft Dinner breaks.<br><br>Recruitment is closed at the moment. <br><br>Public Channel - </font><font size="12" color="#ff6868e1"><a href="joinChannel:-45888555//None//None">Oberon &amp; Friends</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> <br><br>CEO (but doing nothing that CEO's have to do): </font><font size="12" color="#ffd98d00"><a href="showinfo:1386//705026343">Mining Forman</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> (fired for being so lazy) now run by </font><font size="12" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1376//1003819023">Gen Maximus</a></loc></font>