The Blackened Denarius [SJEWS]

u"The first and only rule of the Internet is this: men are men, women are men, and little girls named Lucy are FBI agents named George.<br><br>............................/\xaf..).....................(..\xaf\\..............................<br>........................,/\xaf../..........................\\....\\...........................<br>....................../..../,_,...........................\\....\\........................<br>............./\xb4\xaf/'...'/\xb4\xaf\xaf`i\xb8....................,i\xb4\xaf\xaf`\\'...'\\\xaf\xaf`\\............<br>........../'/.../..../......./\xa8\xaf\\............../\xaf\xa8\\......\\....\\....\\'\\........<br>........('(...\xb4...\xb4.... \xaf~/'...')..........('...'\\~\xaf... `...`...)')........<br>.........\\..............'......../...................\\.......'................./..........<br>...........\\............. .\xa1\xb4..........................`i................../............<br>............\\..............(...............................)............../...............<br>..............\\.............\\............................./............/..................<br><br>* Invite only<br>"