Founded: February 29, 2008
Members: 162
Tax: 5%
<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"><br>Fly Fearless!<br><br>Public channel </font><font size="12" color="#fff7931e"><a href="joinChannel:-29009182">Banana Public</a><br><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Formed in 2008, Noob Mercs (PHAIL) has a rich history of taking in just about any scrub, or nubcake with a desire to use the pointy end of a stick to poke others for no other reason than "just because."<br><br>We are Newbros. We are Carebears looking to change our ways. We are shitty ship captains with questionable skill sets. We are a bunch of assholes that don't care if we go down in flames as long as we take someone, anyone, with us. We are a bunch of muppet lemmings. We are a dysfunctional family.<br><br>For those wishing to join our band of merry men and women, we have few requirements. We subscribe to Darwinism, poor fits tend to weed themselves out fairly quickly and move on. You don't have to be good at PVP, just willing to try. We go into every fight expecting to lose... badly. It makes the wins taste that much better, like a mouth full of ash turning into bacony joy. Mmm.<br><br>Feel free to come talk to us, or shoot at us.</font>
Monkeys with Guns.