National Science Foundation [NSF-]

One dark night in old Hag town,<br>A retriever sat mining, wearing a frown.<br>The pilot of which developed a tick,<br>For a 'cane was there, being a dick.<br><br>As Steve flew off into the night,<br>Aggrieved and feeling up for a fight,<br>Kwin stepped in with the name of the game,<br>Which was to cause Adrianna some well earned pain.<br><br>The old griefers turned on the heater,<br>For the road was cold on the way to Jita.<br>On a tight budget from the bank, <br>They built their ships with which to gank.<br><br>Before they knew it they were back in town,<br>Ready to mow this miner down.<br>Then the gankers set off in warp,<br>Ready to kill without second thought.<br><br>With guns over heated, Steve opened fire,<br>The retriever's state was critically dire.<br>Kwin stepped in to finish the game, <br>Sending the pod up in a flame.<br><br>Adrianna's words didn't impress,<br>As every excuse was a bit of a mess.<br>I'm from null, it's an alt, you're a troll,<br>He just kept digging into a hole.<br><br>His tears were clear, he was an actual mess,<br>The chance of the war dec was a little less.<br>As he ranted on he started to bore,<br>For these old griefers had heard it before.<br><br>But before they knew it the victim was back,<br>Piping up with some local chat,<br>The griefers asked whether it would pay,<br>To hear what this miner would say.<br><br>Once again our miner had shown,<br>That letting go was, to him, unknown.<br>Despite recieving another strong slap,<br>He again invited us for a chat.<br><br>"Stfu you idiot fucking high sec nub",<br>Was as intelligent as he got, in this little chat stub.<br>Even his friend hung him out to dry,<br>They just wanted to hear him cry.<br><br>So what did he think he would attain,<br>When he came out in a retriever again?<br>Because Doc was waiting on olg Hag Town Road,<br>And made another retriever explode.<br><br>So what's the moral of this little story?<br>What will take you to fame and glory?<br>Well, your mouth can get you into trouble,<br>And if you cry and whine about it, it will double.<br><br><br>