Doug Pirahna Memorial Corporation [DPMC]

Our motto: "Et matrae tuae!"<br><br>Named in honor of Doug Pirahna, who controlled an entire region using sarcasm: irony, puns, pathos, satire, and litotes.<br><br>What we do:<br>- Haul anything from point A to point B. Except slaves.<br>- Buy, sell, trade, barter, or swindle anything we can make a profit on (except slaves)<br>- Carry out missions.<br>- Hunt rats for fun and prophets (sic).<br>- Mine when absolutely necessary.<br>- Anything else we know how to do, have the equipment to do, and get paid enough to do.<br>- Make fun of anyone and anything.<br>- Go down with a laugh on our lips.<br>- Encourage extreme naughtiness amongst our membership.<br><br>What we don't do:<br>- Anything to do with slaves, except rescue them.<br>- Fly around in formations of 50-100 ships unless we get paid to video the whole heroic battle from a safe distance<br>- Have a corporate hangar, have a big bank account to share with newbies, <br>- Take anything seriously, show respect for anyone, or follow political correctness.<br>- Whine when we die.<br><br>Oh, yeah, we also like to keep the trade routes pretty free of rats and annoying individuals. For larger impediments, we have very, very powerful friends. Really. I mean, they are seriously nasty.<br><br>If you're interested, convo Frater Patroabo and send an example of your best satire, sarcasm, etc. Our people will contact your people.