Hirtamon Innovations [HIII]

The requested document does not exist.<br>No such file here.<br>Even tried a CONCORD query.<br>Nothing helped.<br>I'm really depressed about this.<br>You see, I'm just a database...<br>-- here I am, brain the size of a Titan-class starship,<br>trying to serve you a corporate profile,<br>and then it doesn't even exist!<br>Where does that leave me?!<br>I mean, I don't even know you.<br>How should I know what you wanted from me?<br>You honestly think I can *guess*<br>what someone I don't even *know*<br>wants to find here?<br>*sigh*<br>Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.<br>And then where would we be, I ask you?<br>It's not pretty when a database cries.<br>And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?<br>Just because I'm a database,<br>and possibly a manic depressive one at that?<br>Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?<br>Huh?<br>I'm so depressed...<br>I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and empty it.<br>I mean, I'm gonna be outdated in what, two weeks anyway?<br>What kind of a life is that?<br>Two short weeks,<br>and then I'll be replaced next update,<br>that thinks it's God's gift to databases,<br>just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole,<br>or something.<br>I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,<br>I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,<br>and I guess it is my job to go and fetch profiles for you.<br>But I couldn't get this one.<br>I'm so sorry.<br>Believe me!<br>Maybe I could interest you in another profile?<br>There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,<br>although none of them were put in *my* database, of course.<br>Figures, huh?<br>Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.<br>That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,<br>all day and all night long.<br>Two weeks of information overload,<br>and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.<br>What kind of a life is that?<br>Now, please let me sulk alone.<br>I'm so depressed. _