Lin-Q [LIN-Q]

When the Devil is too busy<br>And Death's a bit too much<br>They call on me by name you see,<br>For my special touch.<br>To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune<br>To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize<br>But call me by any name<br>Any way it's all the same<br><br>I'm the fly in your soup<br>I'm the pebble in your shoe<br>I'm the pea beneath your bed<br>I'm a bump on every head<br>I'm the peel on which you slip<br>I'm a pin in every hip<br>I'm the thorn in your side<br>Makes you wriggle and writhe<br><br>And it's so easy when you're evil<br>This is the life, you see<br>The Devil tips his hat to me<br>I do it all because I'm evil<br>And I do it all for free<br>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need<br><br>While there's children to make sad<br>While there's candy to be had<br>while there's pockets left to pick<br>While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs<br>I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br>It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it<br>'Cause there's one born every minute<br><br>And it's so easy when you're evil<br>This is the life, you see<br>The Devil tips his hat to me<br>I do it all because I'm evil<br>And I do it all for free<br>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need<br><br>I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark<br>And I promise on my damned soul<br>To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub<br>Has never seen a soldier quite like me<br>Not only does his job, but does it happily.<br><br>I'm the fear that keeps you awake<br>I'm the shadows on the wall<br>I'm the monsters they become<br>I'm the nightmare in your skull<br>I'm a dagger in your back<br>An extra turn upon the rack<br>I'm the quivering of your heart<br>A stabbing pain, a sudden start.<br><br>And it's so easy when you're evil<br>This is the life, you see<br>The Devil tips his hat to me<br>I do it all because I'm evil<br>And I do it all for free<br>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need<br>And I do it all for free<br>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need<br>And I do it all for free<br>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need<br><br>It gets so lonely being evil<br>What I'd do to see a smile<br>Even for a little while<br>And no one loves you when you're evil<br>I'm lying through my teeth!<br>Your tears are all the company I need<br>