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This was a triumph.<br>I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.<br>It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.<br>Aperture Science<br>We do what we must<br>because we can.<br>For the good of all of us.<br>Except the ones who are dead.<br>But there's no sense crying over every mistake.<br>You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.<br>And the Science gets done.<br>And you make a neat gun.<br>For the people who are still alive.<br>I'm not even angry.<br>I'm being so sincere right now.<br>Even though you broke my heart.<br>And killed me.<br>And tore me to pieces.<br>And threw every piece into a fire.<br>As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!<br>Now these points of data make a beautiful line.<br>And we're out of beta.<br>We're releasing on time.<br>So I'm GLaD. I got burned.<br>Think of all the things we learned<br>for the people who are still alive.<br>Go ahead and leave me.<br>I think I prefer to stay inside.<br>Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.<br>Maybe Black Mesa<br>THAT WAS A JOKE.<br>HAHA. FAT CHANCE.<br>Anyway, this cake is great.<br>It's so delicious and moist.<br>Look at me still talking<br>when there's Science to do.<br>When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.<br>I've experiments to run.<br>There is research to be done.<br>On the people who are still alive.<br>And believe me I am still alive.<br>I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.<br>I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.<br>While you're dying I'll be still alive.<br>And when you're dead I will be still alive.<br>STILL ALIVE (x2)<br><br>Song can be found in the corp<br><br>Pirate corp currently recruiting