Die Zoepfe-Truppe [DZT]

u'This corporation, while not German based, bears a German name meaning, "The Pigtails Troop!!!" Founded by a pigtails enthusiast, Axiss Herzlos has slim hopes of attracting people with like interests and who don\'t care about any large corporation-based activities of any kind. <br><br><br><br>If you... <br><br>are a <i>pigtails enthusiast</i>, <br>bio-terrorist, <br>Khanid ship pilot, <br>computer person, <br>spork user, <br>cyborg,<br>sushi lover,<br>rock eater, <br><br>or like industrial/EBM/etc music,<br>dancing to said music,<br>dancing at all,<br>hauling garbage,<br>collecting biomass,<br>eating biomass,<br>flinging fecal matter,<br>wearing fetish attire,<br>playing with matches,<br>drinking J\xe4germeister,<br><i>wearing pigtails...<br></i><br>.... then this may be the corporation for <b>you!</b> The only <b><u>ABSOLUTE</u><b> </b>requirement is that you respect and revere the pigtails. Bearers of pigtails earn extra points, a slightly used toaster, and a complementary box of chocolates!!!</b>'