Greenbeard's Freebooters [GF]

An old and faded sign reads: <br>"Mercenaries for hire. We'll do ALL your dirty work! Services include: Bodyguarding, Vengeance, Couriering, Removals, Harrassment. If we've attacked you, someone's paid us to!"<br><br>But someone has papered over the sign with a hand-written "We're desperate and will do pretty much anything for money."<br><br>We often drink in the 'Old Pond Pub' channel. Feel free to drop by.<br><br>"Piracy is an ugly word, we ain't Pirates, we're being paid to hurt you. That makes us respectable tradesmen."<br>- Captain Greenbeard, Former CEO of Greenbeard's Freebooters on the subject of piracy.<br><br>"Democracy is good - everyone should have a chance to speak, even it is only their last words."<br>- Seismic Stan, Current CEO of Greenbeard's Freebooters