MotorSaikol LadrUNZ [-UNZ-]

u'Ui ar de LADRUNZ, resistans is fiutil, drop oll iour motorsaikols end prip\xe8ar tu uolk !<br><br>&lt;-- All your motorcycles are belong to us --&gt;<br><br><br>-----------THIS BIKE HAS NO BRAKES!!-------------<br><br>.....VROOM.............o_<br>.......VROOM.......-.-.=\\-. <br>..........VROOM...(_)==\'(_)<br><br><br>We are a gang of space thieves roaming New Eden looking for:<br><br>* ambushes<br>* robberies<br>* gate camps<br>* loot<br>* explosions<br>* badly parked ships<br><br>Specialized in:<br>small gang piracy, questionable decisions, suspicious salvaging operations, tactical retreating and the acquisition of other people\'s space bikes.<br><br>---<br><br>Papers say about us...<br><br>"The definitive solution to all your gardening problems."<br><br>* Wired<br><br>"The worst corporation ever created. You will be disappointed."<br><br>* NYT<br><br>"Finally, the answer to illegal hunting."<br><br>* L\'Unit\xe0<br><br>"Less sophisticated than expected."<br><br>* Il Manifesto<br><br>"A catastrophic experience from start to finish."<br><br>* Focus<br><br>"Simply exceptional."<br><br>* Panorama<br><br>---<br><br><br><i>"check your ship\'s reactor wheels, we stole them too!"</i>'