Sirius Cybernetics Inc [SCI42]

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CEO: …

Founded: March 13, 2007

Members: 22

Tax: 0%

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrases, supplied by their Marketing Department. They are not, however, known for the quality of their products. Their primary claim to fame seems to be constructing just about everything with (unstable) advanced robotics and software. From doors, to lifts, to toaster ovens, drinks machines, vacuum cleaners, and "personal massage units" -- Everything has been built with a full GPP or Genuine People Personality. This means that even a set of airlock doors has emotions, hopes, dreams, intelligence, and worse of all, the capacity for boredom. It should come as no surprise then, that the majority of these devices have a neurotic streak a mile wide. The company motto is; "Share and Enjoy." This is widely adaptable, from synthesized drinks to the company of a robot, or 'Your plastic pal who's fun to be with' as it is described by the aforementioned Marketing Department. It should be noted that many who do not Enjoy, then go on to fail to Share, unless this includes sharing strongly-worded opinions toward their complaints department. The Hitchhiker's Travel Guide describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes." Curiously, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica which conveniently fell through a rift in the time-space continuum from 1000 years in the future describes the Marketing Department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came." Only their complaints department survived the general economic implosion of the company as a whole. ~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Corporation Pilots

Name		Sec Status
	Amadeus Kusanagi	-0.06
	Bane d'Inferni	2.83
	Chaunie	-0.80
	Xxara	1.70

Recent Kills

Time	Victim	Ship	System	ISK	Attackers
18 Jul	Harry Lillicrap Absolute Order XX	Capsule	Nalvula	10.0K	1
18 Jul	Harry Lillicrap Absolute Order XX	Heron	Nalvula	9.7M	1
16 Jul	Xxara Sirius Cybernetics Inc	Capsule	Pakkonen	968.2M	1
16 Jul	Xxara Sirius Cybernetics Inc	Anshar	Pakkonen	13.5B	13
13 Jul	Warp Disruption Battery Handler One	Warp Disruption Battery	LXQ2-T	5.0M	3
13 Jul	Energy Neutralizing Battery Handler One	Energy Neutralizing Battery	LXQ2-T	5.2M	3
13 Jul	Energy Neutralizing Battery Handler One	Energy Neutralizing Battery	LXQ2-T	5.2M	3
13 Jul	Warp Disruption Battery Handler One	Warp Disruption Battery	LXQ2-T	5.0M	3
13 Jul	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery Handler One	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery	LXQ2-T	46.8M	3
13 Jul	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery Handler One	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery	LXQ2-T	46.8M	3
13 Jul	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery Handler One	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery	LXQ2-T	46.8M	3
13 Jul	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery Handler One	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery	LXQ2-T	46.8M	3
13 Jul	Domination Stasis Webification Battery Handler One	Domination Stasis Webification Battery	LXQ2-T	88.4M	3
13 Jul	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery Handler One	Dark Blood Large Pulse Laser Battery	LXQ2-T	46.8M	3
13 Jul	Ry Aucie Take The Bait.	Capsule	PX-IHN	10.0K	3
13 Jul	Ry Aucie Take The Bait.	Vedmak	PX-IHN	156.4M	4
11 Jul	Astrahus Rattini Tribe	Astrahus	2G-VDP	2.1B	3
10 Jul	Gen Lee School of Applied Knowledge	Arazu	Ignoitton	185.7M	2
10 Jul	Old Redcap Sly Clandestinauts	Hecate	Ignoitton	101.6M	2
19 May	Evas Askiras Task Force 641	Caldari Shuttle	Eytjangard	21.7K	1