Universal Omnitech [-UO-]

u"Universal Omnitech exists to provide a home for the ambitious, the industrious, and the bold. We plan, plot, prepare, and execute. We do think fortune favors the bold, and we believe that a will can provide a way. Perhaps your balls are still attached. And if you\u2019re reading this, we assume your brain still works to an acceptable degree. If so, you\u2019ve met the first two requirements. Our otherwise reasonable list of requirements is below:<br>-Full Account, no trials. Long as you can fly a frigate with proper weapons, we\u2019d love to have you<br>-Be fluent in English. No hablamos Espa\xf1ol, und wir nicht sprechen deutsch. Russians\u2026.don\u2019t get us started<br>-Be nerdy enough to be interesting and vulgar enough to not be too easily offended<br>-Be mature enough that nobody questions whether you're 18.<br>-Be reasonably active. Don\u2019t be an asshat and never show up again after a week<br>Perhaps you\u2019ll fit right in, or perhaps not. Get in touch with our recruiting for more details and benefits.<br><br>We are in need of more:<br>-New pilots willing to learn at a quick pace and willing to fight<br>-Industrialists who understand the basic concept behind net profit. You know, the don't-end-up-with-a-negative-number thing<br>-Pilots looking to get into scraps occasionally<br><br>We provide:<br>-Insane planning and occasional diabolical plotting<br>-Teamspeak 3 server for ops and boredom<br>-A a friendly alliance<br>-Help for the noobs<br><br>CEO: Unsanity"