Incongruent Circular Permutations [I C P]

This is a Corporation dedicated to storing and manipulating objects with one's colon and sphincter for emergencies and general day-to-day life. <br><br>Specifically:<br><br>Knives, Pineapples, Hand Grenades, watches and small mechanically operated grappling hooks. <br><br>All applicants must be willing and able (additional training will be given to novices) to carry such vital necessities within their prosterior.<br><br>To anyone unable to do so due to religious or ethical beliefs, due to medical reasons such as loose anal sphincter, bowel incontinence or hemorrhoids; or to those which simply just disapprove of the practice. You are unwelcome here and should leave immediately or otherwise risk being cut by an Arse knife.