AlfaCorp [ALFAC]

u'Now recruiting:<br><br>Miners / Industrialists<br>PVPers<br>Mission Runners<br><br>I must not be a Dramaqueen.<br>Drama is the Corp-killer.<br>Drama is the little-death that brings total obliteration.<br>I will face my Drama.<br>I will permit it to pass over me and through me.<br>And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.<br>Where the Drama has gone there will be nothing.<br>Only I will remain.<br><br>Contacts:<br><a href="showinfo:1377//2062428537">Danibunkins<br></a><a href="showinfo:1380//1615090986">Archie01<br></a>---------------------------------<br><br>ALFAC Complaint Form\u2122<br><br>IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO <br>SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCES OF THE EVENT WITH <br>US, WE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD <br>FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO <br>HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.<br><br>THANK YOU<br><br><br><br>Hello,<br><br>My name is [insert victim name], and I was:<br><br>[] Pod Killed<br>[] Ship Killed<br>[] Ransomed<br><br>by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the <br>system [Insert system name].<br><br>I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the <br>rest of your corp are<br><br>[] Bastards<br>[] ****ers<br>[] Evil *******<br>[] Tossers<br>[] ********s<br>[] Griefers<br>[] Pirate Scum<br>[] ****s<br>[] Homosexuals<br>[] ****s<br>[] Mother*******<br>[] Lamers<br>[] Losers<br>[] *****es<br><br>and you<br><br>[] Ruin the game for<br>[] Enrage<br>[] Bankrupt<br>[] Give too much grief to<br>[] Destroy the point in playing for<br><br>[] Other (Please State) <br>_____________________________<br><br>people like me. There for, you pack of [insert <br>abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to <br>enlist the help of my<br><br>[] Whole Corporation<br>[] Whole Alliance<br>[] Favourite Merc Corp<br>[] Mate who\'s been playing for 2 years and is <br>uber<br>[] Main, who\'s a member of<br><br>[] FIX<br>[] Xetic<br>[] CVA<br>[] U\'K<br>[] ISS<br>[] Stain<br>[] G Alliance<br>[] Imperium<br>[] The Kieretsu<br>[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about<br><br>to come and<br><br>[] Kill you all<br>[] Kill you all and your families<br>[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife<br>[] **** your women<br>[] Kill your mothers<br>[] Have sex with your family dog<br><br>[] Other (Please State) <br>_____________________________<br><br>as revenge for you destroying my<br><br>[] Ship.<br>[] Wallet balance.<br>[] Pod.<br>[] Implants.<br>[] Ego.<br><br><br><br>I sincerely hope you all<br><br>[] Get raped by big black men,<br>[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,<br>[] Rot in hell,<br>[] Get podded back to the stone age,<br>[] Escrow me my stuff back,<br>[] Go **** yourselves,<br>[] Get off on killing people,<br><br>Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was <br>very traumatizing.<br><br><br>As a closing message to my statement I would like <br>to say<br><br>[] **** off and die.<br>[] You\'re all a pack of ****s.<br>[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.<br>[] I hope you all get **** rot<br>[] You suck.<br>[] Revenge will be mine.<br>[] My corp is coming for you.<br>[] My alliance is coming for you.<br>[] Expect a war declaration soon\u2122.<br><br>Yours,<br><br>[] Sincerely<br>[] Respectfully<br>[] Hatefully<br>[] Truly<br>[] Rather Confusedly<br>[] Revengefully<br>[] With hugs and kisses<br><br><br>[insert victim name]<br>larry the cuccumber is my hero'