Founded: December 18, 2005
Members: 0
Tax: 10%
The Old Farts Corporation is essentially an interstellar retirement home for crusty, <br>geriatric spacefarers. This is the perfect place to hang up your warp drives and complain <br>about the youth of today whilst enveloping yourselves in a self satisfied and slightly <br>patronising air of nostalgic rhetoric. Our fleet is predominately steam powered and our <br>cargo holds are filled with pipes, tobacco, slippers and hemorrhoid cream.<br>If you wish to join us, our only requirement is the uniform - Navy issue rubber underwear!<br>If you smell of lavender , if you remember the good old days when you had to <br>manually dock, taking days if not weeks to align your craft with the centrifugal dodgings of <br>tech 0.2 space stations, if the Secure Commerce Commission refuse to insure you because of <br>eyesight or senility issues then this is the place for you! 24 hour nursing available and <br>yes, we still use chamber pots! These new sonic toilets give you nappy rash!
