Fabulous Soulcatchers [FABUL]

We all left to become <a href="showinfo:2//1976909889">Clown Punchers.<br></a>Nothing here but us alts. Join the public channel "Big Top" for more information.<br><br><br>All are welcome to join ... except:<br><br>- People who steal from miners<br>- People who pod kill newbies<br>- People who quote their turret stats in their bio<br>- People who have ever blown up a frog<br>- People with names that are hard to pronounce<br>- P30pl3 wh0 c4n r34d 7h15<br>- People who enjoy square dancing<br>- People who can name 3 or more NASCAR drivers<br>- US residents who never traveled outside the US<br>- European residents who smoke clove cigarettes<br>- People who frequent Country Buffet<br>- People who shower more than 10 times a week<br>- People who shower less than 3 times a week<br>- People who cannot pronounce croissant<br>- People who drive a Navigator<br>- Creationists<br>- Child molesters<br>- Visual Basic programmers<br>- People who know their Thetan count<br>- Children under the age of 21<br>- Men with hair implants<br>- Women with breast implants<br>- Lawyers<br>- and other scum<br><br>Be warned! Applications will be carefully scrutinized <br>for grammar, spelling and creativity.<br><br>Gay/Lesbian Friendly!