EVE Postal Service [EVP]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"><i>Your Friendly Delivery Company</i><br><br>EVP has been delivering your EVE-mails and plastic wraps, without a single loss</font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">1</font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">, for over a decade now. All this has been done completely free of charge, because that's just how EVE works</font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">2</font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">.<br><br>If you want your courier handled with the utmost care and respect, please contact the EVP representative currently in your local system</font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">3</font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">.<br>Since 2016 we even serve wormhole systems</font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">4</font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">.<br><br></font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">Disclaimer:<br>1</font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> </font><font size="9" color="#bfffffff">Granted nobody ever asked us to deliver anything, but still we feel confident that if we had been tasked with a delivery it would have gone almost 50% completely right.<br>2 Its like those friendly people in Jita doing firesales. Or when they are leaving EVE or just have tons of ISK laying around they double or even triple your ISK send. Thats not a scam, so why should our statement be false?<br>3 Response may not be satisfactory.<br>4 We understand that the lack of local is making it hard to find us. Therefor we ask that everybody types in local when in wormholes at a 2 minute interval.</font>