Attempted Ninjury [N Y N]

u'Recruitment is by invite only.<br><br>Noun. |n\u02c8inj\u0259r\u0113|<br><br>An injury of any degree that has no explanation. Ninja-induced injury.<br><br>Example:<br><br>Bob: "Hey, that\'s a nasty looking bruise. How did it happen?"<br>Susan: *looks down at arm* "Whoa! I have no idea how I got that!"<br>Bob: "Must be a ninjury."'