Pimpin' Ain't Easy [PIMP5]

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:<br>Pimpin' ain't easy.<br><br>One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven<br>eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven<br>Twelve, thirteen, start your age;<br>fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage<br>Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum<br>better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!<br>Pick up my pants and thump and thump<br>I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some<br>Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum<br>I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a<br>'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a<br>Lift her up just like a pick up truck<br>then I sat her down and we started to fuck<br>Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!<br>I hope this time I don't make a cookie<br>Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie<br>Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool<br>but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz<br><br>Well, I say...Extra! Extra!<br>Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya<br>I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it<br>the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot<br>That means no homosexuality;<br>what's in my pants'll make you see reality<br>And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!<br>Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads<br>The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards<br>There's no time for coversation my dear<br>[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear<br>So let's make a move, as I get smooth<br>cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe<br>I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk<br>Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"<br>Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi<br>Some try to copy, but they look sloppy<br>So imitators who wanna step to a<br>brother like me, lick my manure!<br><br>I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo<br>and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe<br>But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E<br>and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee<br>I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree<br>that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy<br>First name: Smooth. Last name: B<br>When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly<br>I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg<br>and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg<br>They rub it with oils and suck it with ice<br>Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...<br><br>Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'<br>Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'<br>buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'<br>right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'<br>A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty<br>Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"<br>Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;<br>from my eyesight that was what it seemed<br>I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"<br>To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi<br>Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you<br>I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you<br>How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"<br>I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"<br>So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder<br>went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older<br>East to the Benz, I slowly walked;<br>clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk<br>Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...<br>I wanted to tax that ass like the government!<br><br>Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --<br>Bitch better have my money