University of Mutually Assured Destruction [XUMAD]

We pillage<br>we plunder<br>we rifle and loot<br>We kidnapb and ravage and don't give a hoot<br>We extort<br>we pilfer<br>we filch and sack<br>Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack<br>We kindle and char inflame and ignite<br>We burn up the city we're really a fright<br>We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves<br>We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs<br>We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads<br>Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me