We Put the Rat in Pirate [PRIPR]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum<br>Drink and the devil had done for the rest<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.<br>The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike<br>The bosun brained with a marlinspike<br>And cookey's throat was marked belike<br>It had been gripped by fingers ten;<br>And there they lay, all good dead men<br>Like break o'day in a boozing ken<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br><br>Fifteen men of a whole ship's list<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>The skipper lay with his nob in gore<br>Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore<br>And the scullion he was stabbed times four<br>And there they lay, and the soggy skies<br>Dripped all day long in up-staring eyes<br>And murk sunset and at foul sunrise<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br><br>Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>Ten of the crew had the murder mark!<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead<br>Or a yawing hole in a battered head<br>And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red<br>And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes<br>All lookouts clapped on paradise<br>All souls bound just contrariwise<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br><br>Fifteen men of 'em good and true<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br>There was chest on chest full of Spanish gold<br>With a ton of plate in the middle hold<br>And the cabins riot of loot untold,<br>And they lay there that had took the plum<br>With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb<br>While we shared all by the rule of thumb,<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br><br>More was seen through a sternlight screen...<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum<br>Chartings no doubt where a woman had been<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.<br>A flimsy shift on a bunker cot<br>With a thin dirk slot through the bosom spot<br>And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot<br>Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid<br>That dared the knife and took the blade<br>By God! she was stuff for a plucky jade<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!<br><br>Fifteen men on a dead man's chest<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum<br>Drink and the devil had done for the rest<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.<br>We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight<br>With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight<br>And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,<br>With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well<br>And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell<br>Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,<br>Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!