Golden Shellbacks [SHBAC]

u'All me bloomin\u2019 life, sir! Me mother was a mermaid, me father was King Neptune. I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep. Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes. Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike; the hair on me head is hemp. Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I\u2019se hard, I is, I am, I are!\u201d'