Pistols for Pandas [P.F.P]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="12" color="#ffffa600"><loc><a href="showinfo:33467">Customs Code Expertise</a></loc></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> - Train this skill for cheaper taxes than before Rubicon. Pistols is here for you!<br>-------<br>They Need All The Firepower They Can Get!<br><br>Pistols For Pandas: This good cause is good...'cause!<br><br>I'll tell you just how P-for-P gets small firearms into the paws of our planet's most adorable, and most unarmed, creatures.<br><br>For every dollar you give to Pistols for Pandas, we laugh at, 'cause, like, what good's a dollar gonna do?<br><br>But for every five dollars you give, we buy one box of cereal with the best prize in it. <br><br>We eat said cereal, play with the prize, and save the box top. <br><br>Once we have enough box tops, I dress up like a fifth grader and take them to a local school.<br><br>That buys the school a computer, which I sneak out with after charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media centre ladies.<br><br>I take these computers to a local pawn shop, and exchange them for the weapons pandas need. <br><br>And finally, when nobody's looking, I dump these pistols into the panda habitat down at the local zoo.<br><br>Did you hear that? I used the word "local" like three times. That means this good cause is even upittier than most!<br><br>We're destroying these poor creatures faster than ever before. If we don't give them the means to protect themselves when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort, who will?</font>