Snowflake Alternatives [SPSHL]

Special Snowflakes, often derisively called 'Carebears' are frequently hunted by PvPers in order to harvest their tears, which are reputed to be a potent aphrodisiac, as well as possessing magical healing properties.<br>If they are not harvested for their tears, Carebears are harnessable and with proper training can be used as beasts of burden.<br>Carebears are distinguishable by their inability to fit ships correctly, a love for all things Caldari, and the belief that shield capitals are actually worth training for.