The Lost Marauders [T.L.M]

If your dealings with us have been unsatisfactory in the past, please fill out the following form... afterall we do seek to fuck you over nice and proper..<br><br><br><br><br>Hello,<br><br>My name is [insert victim name], and I was:<br><br>[] Pod Killed<br>[] Ship Killed<br>[] Ransomed<br>[] Can Flipped<br>[] All of the Above<br><br>by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].<br><br>I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are<br><br>[] Bastards<br>[] Fuckers<br>[] Evil Shitheads<br>[] Tossers<br>[] Assholes<br>[] Griefers<br>[] Pirate Scum<br>[] Cunts<br>[] Homosexuals<br>[] Lieing Scammers<br>[] Motherfuckers<br>[] Dickbags<br>[] Losers<br>[] Bitches<br><br>and you<br><br>[] Ruin the game for<br>[] Enrage<br>[] Bankrupt<br>[] Give too much grief to<br>[] Destroy the point in playing for<br>[] Other (Please State) _____________________________<br><br>people like me. Therefore, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my<br><br>[] Whole Corporation<br>[] Whole Alliance<br>[] Favourite Merc Corp<br>[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber<br>[] Main <br><br>who's a member of<br><br>[] T.R.I.A.D.<br>[] CVA<br>[] U'K<br>[] Avalon<br>[] Against All Authorities<br>[] Electus Matari<br>[] some other alliance no one gives a toss about<br><br>to come and<br><br>[] Kill you all<br>[] Kill you all and your families<br>[] Stab you all repeatedly with a carving knife<br>[] Bludgeon you with a dildo<br>[] Kill your mothers<br>[] Have sex with your family dog<br>[] Other (Please State) _____________________________<br><br>as revenge for you destroying my<br><br>[] Ship.<br>[] Wallet balance.<br>[] Pod.<br>[] Implants.<br>[] Ego.<br>[] All of the above.<br><br>I sincerely hope you all<br><br>[] Contract sexually transimtted diseases,<br>[] Rot in hell,<br>[] Get podded back to the stone age,<br>[] Escrow me my stuff back,<br>[] Go Fuck yourselves,<br>[] Get off on killing people,<br>[] All of the above,<br><br>Because the loss of my stuff in our encounter was very traumatizing.<br><br>As a closing message to my statement I would like to say<br><br>[] Fuck off and die.<br>[] You're all a pack of cunts.<br>[] Oh boy, was i suckered!.<br>[] I like pickles<br>[] You suck.<br>[] Revenge will be mine.<br>[] My corp is coming for you.<br>[] My alliance is coming for you.<br>[] Expect a war declaration soon.<br>[] All of the above.<br><br>Yours,<br><br>[] Sincerely<br>[] Respectfully<br>[] Hatefully<br>[] Truly<br>[] Rather Confusedly<br>[] Revengefully<br>[] With hugs and kisses<br><br>[insert victim name]