Lightning Harp [LTHP]

u'<font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Congratulations! <br>If you\u2019re reading this, you\u2019ve reached rock bottom. <br><br>By virtue of the fact that you have laid eyes on the bolt of darkness, you have failed in every aspect imaginable in life.<br><br>Lightning harp is the WORST corp in eve. Please don\'t submit an application. Nobody cares here. You\'re better off in an NPC corp as a lone wolf... or whatever<br><br>Rules: NO CRYBABY EVE POLITICS<br><br>If you take eve seriously like these guys, this is <b><u>not</b></u> the corp for you.<br></font><font size="12" color="#ffffa600"><loc><a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-528697051-8038101/recording">https://soundcloud.com/user-528697051-8038101/recording</a></loc><br><br><br><br><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Thunderball coming soon!<br>Here\'s how it works...<br><br>1)Fleet up @ advertised time/place<br><br>2)We all pick a random system in nullsec and go there.<br><br>3)Kill everything/everyone on the way, or die trying.<br><br>4)Arrive; Kill everything/everyone there, or die trying.<br><br>5)Shoot at POS/engineering complexes, Just to shake things up a bit.<br><br>6)If we manage to kill everyone, we fight each other to the death.<br><br>7)Last man standing shoots at all of the wrecks to destroy the evidence... or whatever<br><br><br>__________________________________________________________________<br><br>Who to primary (in order)<br><br>PODS<br>FAX/LOGI<br>CAPS (DREADS,CARRIERS,TITANS)<br>BATTLESHIPS<br>BATTLE CRUISER<br>CRUISER<br>DESTROYER<br>FRIGS<br>ROOKIE SHIPS... or whatever<br><br>FREIGHTERS (+ORCA,BOWHEAD,RORQUAL)<br>TRANSPORTS<br>EXHUMERS<br>MINING BARGES<br>MINING FRIGS<br>SHUTTLES<br><br>T3/FACTION<br>T2<br>T1<br><br>If there are multiples of the same ship, engage based on pilot name.<br><br>Alphabetical order: (ABC...XYZ)<br>Numerical order: (0123456789)<br>Symbol order: (~`!@#$%^&amp;*()_+-={}|[]\\:";\'?,./) (look at your keyboard it makes sense)<br>Non-English Language Characters over drawing characters: (\u0414\u05d0\u039b\ufe95\ufe97\u039e\u03a9\u03bb before \u263a\u263b\u2642\u2640\u25bc\u2592\u256c\u215c\u20a4\u2122)<br><br>____________________________________________________________________________________<br><br>Mandatory Minimum Fleet Fitting:<br>Hi- EM smartbomb and two remote shield reps<br>Mid- EM resist(s)<br>Low- Damage control, EM resist<br>Ammo- EM ammo<br> ...or whatver<br><br>Recommended Fitting:<br>Hi- Artillery cannons<br>Mid- Scram/Web, Micro jump drive. Target painter, <br>Low- Armor rep, More EM resist(s) <br>Rigs- Alpha strike over ROF<br>Cargo- More ammo, warp bubbles, nanite paste, etc.<br><br><br>Guidelines for friendlies:<br><br>If there is a ship bigger than you, orbit it.<br>If there is a ship smaller than you, approach it.<br>If there is a ship smaller than you, rep it. Rep the smallest ship(s) your squad<br><br>Change your ship name to match your squad:<br>Frigates: \u26601 \u26602 \u26603 \u26604 \u26605 \u26606 \u26607 \u26608 \u26609...<br>Destroyers: \u2660\u26601 \u2660\u26602 \u2660\u26603 \u2660\u26604 \u2660\u26605...<br>Cruiser: \u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u26602 \u2660\u2660\u26603 \u2660\u2660\u26604...<br>BC: \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26602 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u26603...<br>BS: \u2660\u2660\u2660\u2660\u26601 \u2660\u2660\u2660\u2660\u26602...<br><br>Squad names:<br>Club:\u2660\u2660\u2660<br>Delta:\u0394\u0394\u0394<br>Diamond:\u2666\u2666\u2666<br>Heart:\u2665\u2665\u2665<br><br><br>Guidelines for enemies:<br><br>If you are being shot at:<br>#1 shoot back!<br>#2 jump, warp, or burn out of their range <br>#3 if you escape intact, count to 10 and get back in the fight...<br><br><br>Smartbomb=AWESOME BUTTON! Don\'t be afraid to use it!!!<br>Smartbomb drones, smartbomb pods, smartbomb corpses, smartbomb wrecks. smartbomb drifter battleships... or whatever</font>'