Pandemic Laboratories [PLABO]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Welcome to the Asylum <br><br>Pandemic Laboratories is looking for Zany Lab Rats to populate its ranks and fill its Wards. Quiet, polite and courteous behavior will NOT be tolerated. We are currently looking for Capsuleers who wish to learn how to live and profit in Eve<br><br>* US-EU Time Zones<br>* Full Open Bar (Virtual)<br>* FREE Pizza (Virtual)<br>* Taxes (Real)<br>* Incursions<br>* Missioning<br>* Mining<br>* Manufacturing<br>* Mayhem<br>* Copious Amounts of Free and Useless Advice<br><br>WARNING:<br><br>* Inmates WILL be Cruelly Subjected to Horribly Bad Jokes and Puns <br>* Long Arduous Hours of Fun Will Be Forced Upon You Until You Scream for Mercy<br>* Mandatory Cavity Search Upon Signup by People with Cold Hands and Hearts<br><br>Self Destructive Voyeurs can Visit US at Our Public Channel<br><br> </font><font size="12" color="#fff7931e"><a href="joinChannel:-64049512//None//None">Pandemic Laboratories. Pub</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> <br><br>API and Other Horribly Intrusive Requests Can be Anticipated<br><br>For information contact </font><font size="12" color="#ffffa600"><loc><a href="showinfo:1375//93793534">Ayako Watanabe</a></loc></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> or </font><font size="12" color="#ffffa600"><loc><a href="showinfo:1373//94526200">Sarah Faye</a></loc></font>