Pump Up The Jam [PUJA]

I was tired of my lady, <br>We'd been together to long, <br>Like a warn out recording, <br>Of a favorite song. <br>So while she lay there sleeping, <br>I read the paper in bed, <br>And in the personal columns, <br>There was this letter i read. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>If you like pina colada's, <br>And getting caught in the rain, <br>If your not into yoga, <br>If you have half a brain, <br>If you like making love at midnight, <br>In the dunes on the cape, <br>Then i'm the love that you've looked for, <br>Write to me and escape. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>I didn't think about my lady, <br>I know that sounds kinda mean, <br>But me and my old lady, <br>Had fallen into the same old dull routine, <br>So i wrote to the paper, <br>Took out a personal ad, <br>And though i'm nobody's poet, <br>I thought it wasn't half bad. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>Yes i like pina colada's, <br>And getting caught in the rain, <br>I'm not much into health food, <br>I am into champagne, <br>I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, <br>And cut through all this red tape, <br>At a bar called o'malley's, <br>Where we'll plan our escape. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>So i waited with high hopes, <br>And she walked in the place, <br>I knew her smile in an instant, <br>I knew the curve of her face, <br>It was my own lovely lady, <br>And she said oh its you, <br>Then we laughed for a moment, <br>And i said i never knew. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>That you like pina coladas, <br>And getting caught in the rain, <br>And the feel of the ocean, <br>And the taste of champagne, <br>If you like making love at midnight, <br>In the dunes on the cape, <br>Your the lady i've looked for, <br>Come with me and escape. <br>..._-***-_..._-***-_..._-***-_...<br>If you like pina colada, <br>And getting caught in the rain, <br>If your not into yoga, <br>If you have half a brain, <br>If you like making love at midnight, <br>In the dunes on the cape, <br>Then i'm the love that you've looked for, <br>Write to me and escape.