Shenanigans 'n' Douche Baggery [SHNDO]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="18" color="#ff00ff00"><b>Fuck off!</b><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">Rules of Eve<br></font><font size="12" color="#ffffffff">1. If it moves, shoot it.<br>2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret &amp; then shoot it.<br>3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!<br>4. Overkill works.<br>5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.<br>6. If all is going well its a ambush.<br>7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later<br>8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.</font>