Founded: November 5, 2017
Members: 11
Tax: 5%
<font size="12" color="#bfffffff">PVE'ers, YOU are spending too much ISK in taxes! 11% of YOUR ISK goes into CCP's pocket never to be seen by you again. Look at all the red in your journal/ledger, they are robbing you millions of ISK.Rules of Acquisition:<br><br>The </font><font size="12" color="#ffffa600"><a href="showinfo:2//98535875">Ferengi Tariff Circumvention Syndicate</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> is a new Corporation with the goal of alleviating the exorbant taxes imposed by CCP. <br><br>Here we discriminate against no one, all are welcome to enjoy our hard earned ISK!<br><br>Alpha Clones = Welcome!<br>Alts = Welcome!<br>Primaries = Welcome!<br><br>No API's; No Limitations; No Background Checks; No Bullshit!<br><br><u>Rules of Acquisition:</u><br><br>1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.<br>2 When there isn't a rule, make one up. <br>3 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.<br>4 Tax that doesn't line your own pocket is a wasted bribe.<br>5 Accepted bribes are later blackmail opportunities. <br>6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.<br>7 Keep your ears open and your eyes on the mark. <br>9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit. <br>10 Greed is eternal. <br>16 A deal is a deal.<br>17 A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi.<br>18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all. <br>21 Never place friendship above profit. <br>22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind. <br>23 Nothing is more important than your health... except for your money. <br>31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.<br>33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss. <br>34 War is good for business. <br>35 Peace is good for business.<br>45 Expand or die.<br>47 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. <br>48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. <br>57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them. <br>59 Free advice is seldom cheap. <br>62 Profit is its own reward. The riskier the road, the greater the profit. <br>74 Knowledge equals profit. <br>75 Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. <br>76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. <br>94 Females and finances don't mix. <br>95 Expand or die.<br>98 Every man has his price. <br>102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. <br>103 Sleep can interfere with...<br>109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. <br>111 Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. <br>112 Never have sex with the boss's sister. <br>125 You can't make a deal if you're dead. <br>139 Wives serve, brothers inherit. <br>168 Whisper your way to success. <br>190 Hear all, trust nothing. <br>194 It's always good to know about new customers before they walk in your door.<br>203 New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back. <br>208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer. <br>211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them. <br>214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach. <br>217 You can't free a fish from water. <br>223 (incomplete, but presumably concerned the relationship between "keeping busy" and "being successful") <br>229 Latinum lasts longer than lust. <br>239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.<br>263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. <br>285 No good deed ever goes unpunished. <br>286 A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.</font>
