Order of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch [OOTHH]

<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="12" color="#ffffe400"><loc><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ashgP4YMdJw">Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.</a></loc></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> <br></font><font size="12" color="#ffff0000"><b>___________________________________________</b><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high <br>saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with <br>it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy <br>mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon <br>the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, <br>and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, <br>and large --" <br><br>Skip a bit, Brother. <br><br>"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out <br>the <b>Holy Pin</b>. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, <br>no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, <br>and the number of the counting shall be three. <br>Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, <br>excepting that thou then proceed to three. <br>Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third <br>number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy <b><i>Holy Hand <br>Grenade of Antioch</b></i> towards thou foe, who being naughty <br>in my sight, shall snuff it.'" <br></font><font size="12" color="#ffff0000"><b><u>___________________________________________</b></u><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Amen. <br><br><br>Public Community channel: </font><font size="12" color="#ff6868e1"><a href="joinChannel:player_61449e705a2911ee8fd600109bd0fa48">Surtr Rising</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> <br>Discord: </font><font size="12" color="#ffffe400"><a href="http://discord.gg/2U8Ujx5">https://discord.gg/2U8Ujx5</a></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff"> <br></font><font size="12" color="#ffff0000"><b>___________________________________________<br></font><font size="12" color="#ffffe400"><loc><a href="http://www.youtube.com/@Lord_Surtr">youtube.com/@Lord_Surtr</a><br><a href="http://www.twitch.tv/lord_surtr">twitch.tv/lord_surtr </a><br><a href="http://kick.com/lord-surtr">kick.com/lord-surtr</a></loc><br></font><font size="12" color="#ffff0000"><u>_________________</b></u><br></font><font size="12" color="#ff00ff00">Any donations for stream giveaways: <br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">Plz have them in Jita 4-4 or Paragon Hub. <br><br>Contract to '</font><font size="12" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1384//94711610">Mezhan Lah</a></loc></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">'. </font>