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<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="12" color="#ffffff00">CORPORATE BYLAWS:<br><br></font><font size="12" color="#bfffffff">#1 "Once you have their money, you never give it back."<br><br>#2 "Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to."<br><br>#3 "Never allow family to stand in the way of profit."<br><br>#4 "Greed is eternal."<br><br>#5 "Never be afraid to mislabel a product."<br><br>#6 "Never place friendship above profit."<br><br>#7 "Nothing is more important than your health ... except for your money."<br><br>#8 "It never hurts to suck up to the boss."<br><br>#9 "War is good for business."<br><br>#10 "Peace is good for business."<br><br>#11 "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."<br><br>#12 "Free advice is seldom cheap."<br><br>#13 "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies."<br><br>#14 "Females and finances don't mix."<br><br>#15 "Expand or die."<br><br>#16 "Every man has his price."<br><br>#17 "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack."<br><br>#18 "Treat people in your debt like family: exploit them."<br><br>#19 "Never have sex with the boss's sister."<br><br>#20 "You can't make a deal if you're dead."<br><br>#21 "No good deed ever goes unpunished."<br><br>#22 "It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door."<br><br>#23 "Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer."<br><br>#24 "Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them."<br><br>#25 "Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach."</font>
