Glorious Kingdom Of Kekistan [GKOK]

Welcome to the Glorious Kingdom Of Kekistan, settled in the year of 12AD by the shitposters displaced from Rome for putting up posters saying "It's ok to be a Roman" Kekistan was a land of glory and lulz, a place where every man, woman and furrie could exist in peaceful judgement and hatred of each other.<br>Then they came, forging a path across the mountains of "looks like boobys" (named for there resembalance to a group of booby birds of the Slidae family of avians) they came like genatal warts with there call of "THATS RACIST!" the Normie army swept through Kekistan, the peaceful Kekistani's had not know war since the battle of the lost sock in 28AD when the leaders of the two main political parties of Kekistan the Bronie party and the Fuck Bronies party went to war as they could not agree if the sock was black and belonged to the leader of the Bronie party or dark navy blue and belonged to the fuck Bronie party leader, over 9000 lives were lost in the conflict.<br>The Kekistan Armed Forces attempted to stage a defence of the capital city Kekstantinople but there dank memes and epic trolls were no match for the waves of Normies, while the Normies did come to fear the Kekistanis battlecry of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! the shear weight of transexuals and one legged lesbian dance theory students was to much and in 106AD despite valient effort the Kekistanis were forced to abandon there home land which was given over the the Mooslims as reperations for the Normies hatred of themselves for being white, a most terrible sin in the Normie culture.<br><br>That was more than 150,000 years ago, in that time Kekistanis have been attacked, had there glorious culture there prophet the God Emporer Trump's name and honour dragged though the mud.<br><br>True citizens of Kekistan, will you allow this to continue?<br>If you see as I see, if you feel as I feel, then I ask you to stand with me bring the word of Kek back to the non believers, make the normies cower in fear of our battlecry and lets take Eve back!<br>FOR THE SHITPOSTERS<br>FOR KEK<br>FOR TRUMP<br>BUT MOST OF ALL, FOR THE LULZ!<br>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!