Scary Ships On D-Scan [SSOND]

u'<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="18" color="#bfffffff">Scary Ships On D-Scan \u2013 \u2620 "Bro just ignore local, they never engage\u2026" \u2620<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Welcome to SSODS, where our only strategy is making your heart skip a beat every time you hit D-Scan. We don\u2019t care if we\u2019re actually a threat\u2014we just want you to tab back in, panic-warp to a safe, and question your life choices.<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff007fff">\u2726</font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> </font><font size="14" color="#ff007fff">Who are we?<br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">We\'re the bogeymen of local chat, the reason you check your overview twice, and the friendly neighborhood murder enthusiasts.<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff00ff00">\u2726 What do we do?<br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">\u2605 Cloaky nonsense \u2013 Are we in system? Are we AFK? Who knows?<br>\u2605 Nano shenanigans \u2013 Catch us if you can (spoiler: you can\u2019t).<br>\u2605 BLOB or SOLO \u2013 Sometimes we bring 50, sometimes just a Tristan. Both are equally terrifying.<br>\u2605 Industrial \u201cRelocation Services\u201d \u2013 Your stuff looks better in our cargo.<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffff0000">\u2726 What we offer:<br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">\u2714 Free content (for us, not you).<br>\u2714 The thrill of existential dread.<br>\u2714 The psychological advantage of making people warp to a safe for no reason.<br>\u2714 An SRP fund (funded entirely by your tears).<br>\u2714 Comms that sound like a Twitch chat on fire.</font>'