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You will not be able to stay home, brother<br>You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out<br>You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip<br>Skip out for beer during commercials<br>Because the revolution will not be televised<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox<br>In 4 parts without commercial interruption<br>The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon<br>Blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell<br>General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat<br>Hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>The revolution will be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and<br>will not star Natalie Wood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia<br>The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal<br>The revolution will not get rid of the nubs<br>The revolution will not make you look five pounds<br>Thinner, because The revolution will not be televised, Brother<br>There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays<br>Pushing that cart down the block on the dead run<br>Or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance<br>NBC will not predict the winner at 8:32or the count from 29 districts<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down<br>Brothers in the instant replay<br>There will be no pictures of young being<br>Run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process<br>There will be no slow motion or still life of<br>Roy Wilkens strolling through Watts in a red, black and<br>Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving<br>For just the right occasion<br>Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and<br>Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant<br>and Women will not care if Dick finally gets down with<br>Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people<br>will be in the street looking for a brighter day<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock News<br>and no pictures of hairy armed women Liberationists and<br>Jackie Onassis blowing her nose<br>The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb, Francis Scott Key<br>nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash<br>Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>The revolution will not be right back after a message<br>About a whitetornado, white lightning, or white people<br>You will not have to worry about a germ on your Bedroom<br>a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl<br>The revolution will not go better with Coke<br>The revolution will not fight the germs that cause bad breath<br>The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat<br>The revolution will not be televised<br>WILL not be televised, WILL NOT BE TELEVISED<br>The revolution will be no re-run brothers<br>The revolution will be live<br><br>-Gil Scott-Heron
