HOLY PICKLE RICKLE ON A STICKL THANKS FOR THE GOLD [RDDIT]

<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="30" color="#ffffffff">HELLO EPIC CAPSULEERS!!! RECRUITMENT IS</font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> </font><font size="30" color="#ff00ff00"><b><u>OPEN</b></u><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff">RDDIT is recruiting! We are a PVP corporation and are a part of &lt;insert null blob of choosing&gt; and live in null-sec! Our epic team is devoted to &lt;insert platitude about "fun per hour"&gt; and like to do &lt;insert line about doing pve/pvp/industry (or all three) but ultimately just spinning havens all day&gt;.<br><br>Requirements to join!<br>- A pulse<br>- Devotion to being SUPER EPIC!!!!<br><br>What we have to offer you!<br>- Nothing that the alliance doesn't offer already<br><br>Because we live in &lt;insert null region of choosing&gt; we have access to &lt;"money making opportunities" the alliance already offers&gt;.<br><br>&lt;insert generic dude getting angry in local&gt;<br>&lt;insert unimpressive killmail&gt;<br>&lt;insert inside joke nobody understands&gt;<br>&lt;insert god awful gif&gt;</font>