Killer Whale Free Navy Network [KWFNN]

Looking through my past corp history? Trying to figure me out?<br>Good stuff, good stuff, super diligent. <br>*Only thing is,,,,,<i>now you are cursed</i>.*<br><br><b>Don't worry!</b> you have options! <br><br>- I will remove the curse for 10 mil isk<br><br>- additionally, I will send happy thoughts your way for 5 mil isk <br><br>- I will curse another pilot for 2 mil <br><br>- I will be <u>your</u> best friend for 10 mil<br><br>- I will do 10 irl push ups for 5 mil <br><br>- I can open any jar .<br><br>- I will tattoo "KWFN for life" on my stomach Tupac style for 50 mil <br><br>- I will change my religion briefly for 5 mil<br><br>- I will give my good cat a treat for 1 mil<br><br>- I will communicate with the dead for 3 mil<br><br>- I will give my bad cat a treat for 5 mil <br><br>- I will make up a sandwich for you for 4 mil<br> <br><br>I am done! \o/<br><br>Fly safe o7