Intergalactic Laxative [INLAX]

<b>"The Intergalactic Laxative"</b><br><br>I was impressed like everyone,<br>When man began to fly,<br>Out of earthly regions,<br>To planets in the sky.<br>With total media coverage,<br>We watched the heroes land,<br>As ceremoniously<br>They disturbed the cosmic sand.<br><br>In awe with admiration,<br>We listened to the talk.<br>Such pride felt they,<br>Such joy to be<br>Upon the moon to walk.<br>My romantic vision shattered,<br>When it was explained to me,<br>Spacemen wear old diapers<br>In which they shit and pee.<br><br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative,<br>Will get you from here to there.<br>Relieve you and believe me,<br>Without a worry or care.<br>If shitting is your problem,<br>When you're out there in the stars,<br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative<br>Will get you from here to Mars.<br><br>They don't partake like you and I,<br>Of beefy burger mush.<br>Their food is specially prepared<br>To dissolve into slush.<br>Absorbed by multi-fibers<br>In the super diaper suit,<br>Otherwise the slush would trickle<br>Down inside the boot.<br><br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative,<br>Will get you from here to there.<br>Relieve you and believe me,<br>Without a worry or care.<br>If shitting is your problem<br>When you're out there in the stars,<br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative<br>Will get you from here to Mars.<br><br>You may well ask now what becomes<br>Of liquid they consume.<br>A pipe is led from penis head<br>To a unit in the room.<br>The water is recirculated,<br>Filtered for re-use.<br>In case of anti-gravity -<br>Pee gets on the loose.<br><br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative,<br>Will get you from here to there.<br>Relieve you and believe me,<br>Without a worry or care.<br>If shitting is your problem<br>When you're out there in the stars,<br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative<br>Will get you from here to Mars.<br><br>Wherever man has conquered,<br>On the quest for frontiers new,<br>(Da da da da)<br>I'm glad that he's always had to do<br>The number one and two.<br>It makes it all so ordinary,<br>Just like you and me,<br>To know the greatest heroes,<br>They had to shit and pee.<br><br>The intergalactic laxative<br>Will get you from here to there,<br>For cosmic constipation<br>There's none that can compare.<br>If shitting is your problem<br>When you're out there in the stars,<br>Oh, the intergalactic laxative,<br>The intergalactic laxative,<br>The intergalactic laxative,<br>Will get you from here to Mars.