Cat's Adventures [CADVS]

u'<font size="15" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="13" color="#ffffffff"><b>Aboard the Holy Whisker of Revelation (Meow!)</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff">Hi! I\u2019m Stardust, Chief Nap Inspector (and part-time laser chaser) on this BIG glowy ship! The giant two-legs here yell things like \u201cPURGE THE HERETICS\u201d and \u201cMORE PROFIT,\u201d which is probably important, but I just supervise. They feed me shiny treats when their \u201choly missions\u201d go well\u2014like when they blow up the floaty metal birds \u22c6\u207a\u208a (BOOM! So many sparks!).<br><br>The boss two-leg (he has a fancy glasses) says we\u2019re \u201cenacting divine will\u201d or something. I help by sitting on the explodey-button panel (it\u2019s WARM). Sometimes the ship goes ZOOM and my tail puffs up! They call me \u201ca blessed void-furred emissary,\u201d which means I get extra scritches. Glory to Her Majesty (and also to tuna)!<br><br></font><font size="13" color="#ffb2b2b2"><i>\u22c6 Stardust, First of Her Name, Slayer of Space Moths</i><br><br>travelers\' discord channel - </font><font size="13" color="#ffffe400"><loc><a href="https://discord.gg/zKGQRuB7HU">https://discord.gg/zKGQRuB7HU</a></loc></font>'