Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube [TMTBL]
u'<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffff0000"><b> oO.oOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOo. oOOOOOOOOOOO,OOOOOOOOOOo<br> O\'OOOO\' `OOOO"OOOOOOOOOOO` .OOOOOOOOOO"oOOO\' `OOOOOOo<br> .OOOO\' `OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\' `OO<br> OOOOO \'"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" oOO<br> oOOOOOba. .adOOOOOOOOOOOba .adOOOOo.<br> oOOOOOLOLOOOOOba. .adOOOOOOOOOOO^OOOOOOOba. adOOOOOOOOOOO<br> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOOO"` \'"OOOOOOOOOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOo<br> "OOOO" "OOOoOOOOOOOOOOOO"` \'"OOOOOOOOOoOO" "OO0OO"<br> : OO : \'OOOOOOOOOOOOOO: .oOOo. :OOOOOOOOOOOO\' : OO :<br> : .oOOOOOOOOOOOOo.OOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOO .<br> . . : oOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOo . .<br> oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo :<br> : : : : OOOO OO OOOO : . <br> . . . OOO OOO . :<br> O O : <br> . .</b><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Tears-Makes-The-Best-Lube \u2013 All Hail the Drunken Throne<br><br>This is not a corp.<br>This is a benevolent dictatorship\u2026 if \u201cbenevolent\u201d means unstable and \u201cdictatorship\u201d means bring your own beer.<br><br>Our Glorious Leadership:<br><br>Supreme Overlord Vor Stack \u2013 Perma-drunk visionary. Makes strategic decisions based on gut feeling and empty cans.<br><br>Commissar Underworld \u2013 Vanished into his Bradley, emerging only to remind us he still outranks you.<br><br>Gate Martyr Firewolf \u2013 Lives to die first. Usually on a gate. Sometimes in station.<br><br>Mandatory Citizen Duties:<br><br>50M+ SP and 2 TOONS (because one is for fighting and one is for \u201caccidents\u201d)<br><br>Obey fleet pings\u2026 or be labeled a \u201cstrategic resource\u201d in enemy space<br><br>Participate in PvP, PvE, and Industry across Null, Low, and High for the Glory of the State<br><br>Sell all loot to the Buyback Program (so leadership can afford more booze)<br><br>State Benefits:<br><br>Fleet ops at unpredictable times for maximum chaos<br><br>A strong tradition of ship explosions \u2013 sometimes even the enemy\u2019s<br><br>No HR. No democracy. No mercy.<br><br>Join now, citizen.<br>Or be peacefully liberated at gunpoint.</font>'
