Pentex Corp [PNTX]

u'<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="30" color="#ff66cc66"><b>\u2623 PENTEX CORP. \u2623</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffaaaaaa"><i>Haciendo del universo un lugar peor, pero m\xe1s rentable, el fin del mundo no se va a financiar solo.</i><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">Desde hace generaciones, Pentex trabaja incansablemente por un futuro sostenible, eficiente y completamente desprovisto de alma.<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffaaaaaa">Nuestros intereses incluyen miner\xeda, industria, log\xedstica, mercados, explotaci\xf3n de recursos, contaminaci\xf3n interplanetaria y alimentar entidades c\xf3smicas cuya existencia negaremos ante cualquier auditor.<br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffff4040"><b>\u26a0 RECLUTAMIENTO CERRADO \u26a0</b><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">\u2620 No necesitamos pilotos.<br><br>\u2620 No necesitamos h\xe9roes.<br><br>\u2620 No necesitamos gente con <i>\u201cprincipios\u201d</i>.<br><br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ff66cc66"><b>EXCEPCI\xd3N:</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">Aceptamos solicitudes de <b>Agentes del Wyrm con experiencia</b>, referencias comprobables y trayectoria profesional en corrupci\xf3n, sabotaje, degradaci\xf3n medioambiental, manipulaci\xf3n de mercados o invocaci\xf3n de horrores extradimensionales.<br><br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><b>\u25c6 SE VALORAR\xc1:</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffcccccc">\u25b8 Ausencia total de escr\xfapulos.<br><br>\u25b8 Experiencia destruyendo ecosistemas.<br><br>\u25b8 Excel avanzado.<br><br>\u25b8 Mantener la calma durante sacrificios rituales.<br><br>\u25b8 Disponibilidad durante el Apocalipsis.<br><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff999999">Los candidatos seleccionados recibir\xe1n un competitivo paquete de beneficios, seguro dental y la posibilidad de conservar temporalmente su alma.<br><br><br><br></font><font size="30" color="#ff66cc66"><b>\u2623 PENTEX CORP. \u2623</b><br></font><font size="30" color="#bfffffff"> </font><font size="30" color="#ffff4040"><i>El Wyrm provee. Recursos Humanos factura.</i><br><br><br></font><font size="30" color="#ff66cc66"><b>\u2623 PENTEX CORP. \u2623</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffaaaaaa"><i>Making the universe a worse place \u2014 profitably.</i><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">For generations, Pentex has worked tirelessly toward a sustainable, efficient future entirely devoid of a soul.<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffaaaaaa">Our interests include mining, industry, logistics, markets, resource exploitation, interplanetary pollution, and feeding cosmic entities whose existence we will deny during any formal audit.<br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffff4040"><b>\u26a0 RECRUITMENT CLOSED \u26a0</b><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">\u2620 We don\'t need pilots.<br><br>\u2620 We don\'t need heroes.<br><br>\u2620 We definitely don\'t need people with <i>\u201cprinciples.\u201d</i><br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ff66cc66"><b>EXCEPTION:</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffff4040"> </font><font size="14" color="#ffdddddd">Applications may be considered from <b>experienced Agents of the Wyrm</b>, with verifiable references and professional experience in corruption, sabotage, environmental devastation, market manipulation, or summoning extradimensional horrors.<br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><b>\u25c6 PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS:</b><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffcccccc">\u25b8 Complete absence of moral restraint.<br><br>\u25b8 Experience destroying ecosystems.<br><br>\u25b8 Advanced Excel skills.<br><br>\u25b8 Ability to remain calm during ritual sacrifice.<br><br>\u25b8 Weekend availability during the Apocalypse.<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff999999">Successful candidates will receive a competitive benefits package, dental insurance, and the opportunity to temporarily retain ownership of their soul.<br><br><br></font><font size="30" color="#ffff4040"><i>The Wyrm provides. Human Resources invoices.</i></font>'